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Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Self-improvement, Education, Business, Investing

4.3 • 892 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 93 minutes

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0:00.0	To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube.
0:03.0	How much do you weigh?
0:04.0	How much do you weigh? I will say this. I'm sitting at this desk and my stomach isn't trying to leap onto the fucking table. I'll just say it makes sense that you made a cookbook. It's a healthy cookbook. Then you're clearly not using it. Oh. Oh, that's mine. Okay. I'm not from here and so really didn't know what to get, so I got all of the end. Yes. My husband is broke and crazy. What's the fucking would say in husband? You're looking for a sugar daddy or do you have a husband? I have both. He's getting cucked to the extreme? I mean, essentially.
0:38.3	That's his fault, not mine.
0:39.3	Wait, hold on.
0:40.3	Does he consent to this?
0:42.3	Okay, and you are going to go sleep with an Asian?
0:45.3	Tutei.
0:46.3	Or last night?
0:48.3	Are you serious?
0:49.3	So this has already been done.
0:51.3	The cheating has already happened.
0:52.3	And what did you get?
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1:31.9	Go to dollarwise.com or click the link below. Hi, I'm Sarah. I'm 27. I'm from Dallas, and this is
1:38.0	Financial Audit. Why'd you look at me like that? It was so weird.
1:45.0	You're weird.
1:46.5	Okay. Okay. Very good.
1:50.4	I just, I don't understand why you just stared into my soul.
1:53.8	I just, listen, I film three of these a week, four of these a week sometimes.
1:57.3	I've never had a guest to do that. And it was very uncomfortable.
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