The Biggest Losers I've Ever Had On Financial Audit
Financial Audit
Caleb Hammer
4.3 • 892 Ratings
🗓️ 6 April 2026
⏱️ 96 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. Why did you tell Lindsay you feel dependent on him because he spoils you? You have like $5 left to your name, if that. And if there's one deviation from an electric bill, a water bill, you're fucked. I'm screwed, yeah. You're f***. Haven't you only been bailed out endlessly? I mean, I have had bailouts from my family in the past. |
| 0:21.0 | Where's any kind of personal responsibility or advocacy for yourself? |
| 0:24.0 | I mean, he's the piece of shit. Don't get you wrong. He's the one doing it. And you're willing to promise her that, hey, if you birth out a kid, honestly, I have a note that she doesn't even want for what it's worth. You don't even want a kid. This is the final day. Dollar Wise is finally here, sending waves through the personal finance world. |
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| 1:12.1 | Hi, my name is Zoe. |
| 1:12.9 | I'm 37. |
| 1:14.8 | Hi, my name is Jimmy. |
| 1:15.8 | I'm 50. |
| 1:17.4 | And we're from Central Arkansas. |
| 1:19.3 | And this is Financial Audit. |
| 1:25.3 | Why would someone with your accent land in Central Arkansas? |
| 1:46.3 | Out of all places in the United States to go, Central Arkansas. So it's a bit of a long story, but long story short, is I met... Please, very short. Yeah, I met a girl on the internet back in the mid-90s. All done? Was not me. Rip that other, girl. I hope you didn't meet me in the mid-90s. No, geez. And got on a plane and flew to America and the rest of history. |
| 1:58.9 | Okay, in central Arkansas. Yeah, well, that's where she lived. So, like, reversed 90-day fiancé. Way before that, yeah. Well, actually, no, I guess it is because you came to America. So I guess it is 90-day fiancé. I came to America. |
| 2:00.3 | Yes, that's 90-day fiancé. |
| 2:02.1 | I came to America two days later. |
| 2:04.5 | I got married without a-day fiance. Yeah, so that's 90-day fiancé. Okay. |
| 2:00.8 | I came to America two days later. |
| 2:02.2 | I got married without a social security number. Really is 90-day fiancé. Well, welcome, guys. Thanks for coming down to Austin. I do appreciate it. Zoe, you are right in front of me, so let's start with you. You never saw this coming. I summon |
| 2:15.4 | I summon pot of green |
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