This Has Never Happened Before | Financial Audit
Financial Audit
Caleb Hammer
4.3 • 892 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 95 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. |
| 0:03.4 | I kind of blame, like, my ex for, like... |
| 0:05.3 | Oh, because we have no personal responsibility. Of course! Didn't get tickets to see Taylor Swift in Miami, so they were doing a, like, a giveaway if you had a Capital One card. What? You opened a Capital One credit card just for the chance of a giveaway? Wasn't even to buy the tickets? What is wrong with you? |
| 0:20.2 | I could never live my life like you. |
| 0:21.9 | You are a broken individual. |
| 0:23.3 | And then I also was like having like a giveaway. Wasn't even to buy the tickets? What is wrong with you? I could never live my life |
| 0:21.3 | like you. You are a broken individual. And then I also was like having like a crisis last year |
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| 1:11.9 | I'm 29 years old. I'm from Central Florida, and this is Financial Audit. Thanks for coming over to Austin. What do you do in Central Florida for a living? I'm a dispatcher. What kind of dispatcher? What are you dispatching? Like police, law enforcement. Nine more. Okay. That's the second time we've had that on the show. |
| 1:27.7 | It was years ago. |
| 1:28.9 | Very depressing job, but, you know... Like police, law enforcement. Okay. That's the second time we've had that on the show. |
| 1:27.5 | It was years ago. |
| 1:28.9 | Very depressing job, but, you know, oh, wait, no, that's actually that was a 911 just |
| 1:34.0 | call operator. |
| 1:34.9 | So you're just dispatched. |
| 1:35.9 | You're not actually taking the calls, aren't you? |
| 1:37.1 | I do both. |
| 1:37.8 | Oh, never mind. |
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