Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.

I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.

We're in chambers this week clearing the docket with me.

As always the man, the myth, the legend, a hero from sea to shining sea.

Judge John Hodgman.

Welcome to my chambers.

What are you, Judge John Hodgman?

Is some kind of Dracula?

I'm not a Dracula.

Just your ghost host.

Well Judge Hodgman, if you're a ghost host, you're the ghost host with the most.

Well, proced as they say is a traditional toast in Scandinavian countries.

That's just a little preview of there's going to be some crow eaten here in chambers later on in the show.

When I have enforced by pedants and not pedants actually, just people who value voiceover artists to apologize for misattributing the ghost host to thorough Ravenscroft, ghost host being of course the narrator from the haunted mansion attractions in Disneyland and Disney World Magic Kingdom.

Why don't you stick around and find out who actually spoke the ghost host instead of the great thorough Ravenscroft and listen to me.

I've just been apologized to the legacies of three great voice actors, but until then I think we've got a lot of justice to dispense so what say we get with the first case there Jesse turns out a spoiler alert was young Jody Foster.

That's right so talented brilliantly talented.

Okay, let's start with the letter from Veronica. She says my husband Scott has too many t shirts.

He has a shirt for every day of the year and shirts dating back to his childhood in varying degrees of decay. Many have the collar separating from the neck and calcified armpits.

Every time he goes to target he comes back with some new retro Star Wars or superhero shirt from his childhood.

He's now building a collection for our three year old son. My drawers are full of t shirts he has gifted me or shirts he has shrunk in the wash and doesn't want to get rid of.

I want you to order him to trim back his collection and stop buying t shirts.

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