Buffalo Wild Writs

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2017

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Rowena brings the case against her boss, Glen. When they travel for work, Glen likes to eat at the same chain restaurants. But, Rowena wants to branch out! Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Thank you to Matthew Melton for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:05.3	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:07.1	This week, Buffalo Wild Rits.
0:10.2	Rowena brings the case against her boss Glen.
0:12.1	When they travel for work, Glen likes to eat at the same chain restaurants, but Rowena
0:17.4	wants to branch out.
0:19.1	Who's right?
0:20.1	Who's wrong?
0:21.1	Only one man can decide.
0:22.8	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom, presents an obscure cultural
0:28.3	reference.
0:29.5	Baylif Jesse, you are the face of a global brand.
0:34.4	Your smile and warm, friendly greeting start every litigants experience.
0:39.3	This winning attitude and the ability to make delicious justice quickly and efficiently
0:43.8	will make you a key member of the team.
0:46.4	You are the reason why litigants keep coming back.
0:49.5	As a Baylif, you will greet and serve litigants, prepare justice, maintain sanitation standards,
0:54.9	and handle or process light paperwork.
0:58.3	Mental litigant service is a major component of this position.
1:02.2	Please swear them in.
1:04.0	Please rise and raise your right hands.
1:06.1	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you
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