Hello, I'm currently out of office.

An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break.

So, I've gone to Barbados for a month for science. Yours, Toby.

Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday. Atul protected.

Ian, Ian, wake up, wake up. Come on, come on, it's time to record the podcast.

Now, listen, let me tell you, listeners, that I've been sitting, I am not in bed with him,

but I've been sitting by my laptop, like a sort of sad loser, waiting for Ian until I had to text

him to say, have you forgotten me?

At which point he said, oh, yes, I'm still in bed.

So I can't vouch.

He seems to have got up reasonably quickly, so I can't vouch for what he's wearing,

presumably he's Jim Jams and Furry's slippers.

I don't wear Jim Jams.

In fact, I don't wear anything in bed.

Oh, you've told us this before.

I'm wearing a dressing gown with nothing on underneath it.

We all hope it doesn't flop open.

Or flop out, in fact.

Yeah, I'll switch the wedgum on at that point, shall I?

I could make some money out of that for a specialist niche audience.

Anyway, shall I say what we're going to be talking about this week?

We are going to be talking about the murder of Jamal Khashoggi.

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