Ian, good morning and good morning to all our listeners.

Ian, did I miss you on the People's March yesterday afternoon?

I was looking out for you, but somehow in the enormous crowds, I must have, you know.

I had something very, very important to do which took precedence over that,

and it was going to see West Ham lose

1-0 to Tottenham.

Actually, I'm lying because I wasn't even on the march myself.

Well, I was going to say I didn't think you were there, because you say you're committed to the

cause, but you're not really.

And maybe George Soros refused to pay for free buses from Malvern.

I was in Manchester fighting sexism in the Labour Party with Labour Women's Network.

I'll have you know.

You do know how to have a good time at the weekend, don't you?

It was actually, it was really good, but you're right.

You know, there's nothing I like better than a political Saturday, but not on this occasion of March.

We'll come on to that, because I think that's going to be our main topic.

We might touch on John Burko, if you'll forgive the phrase.

Look at the crime statistics.

It weren't like that in your day, love, were it?

And Gem Chowdry, I suppose we might talk about him, the latest on Shamal Khashoggi.

The Blue Peter anniversary.

I met one of the Blue Peter presenters this week.

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