Much Ado About Clothing

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Jason brings the case against his friend, Francisco. They run a community Shakespeare theatre group together. Jason would like to try doing more contemporary and experimental Shakespeare adaptations, but Francisco is opposed. With Summertime Funtime Bailiff Monte Belmonte! Thank you to Chris Ubben for suggesting this week's case! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.6	I'm Summertime, Fun Time, Guess Baylor, Monte Belmonti from WRSI 939 the River in North
0:09.8	Hampton, Massachusetts, sitting in for Jesse Thorn.
0:13.1	This week, much ado about clothing.
0:17.1	Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair internetia where we lay our scene.
0:21.8	From ancient grudge break to new mutiny where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
0:26.0	From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, Jason and Francisco, a pair of starcrossed
0:31.9	community theater members whose misadventured pideos overthrows shall they perform the
0:37.1	bard in modern tongue or hold true to the ancient form so often done.
0:43.5	Is now the one or so hours traffic of our podcast stage, the which, if you with patient
0:49.9	ears attend, what he or she'll miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
0:56.0	One is above all yet there sits a judge that no king can corrupt.
1:00.1	Pretty rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents a gallim offering.
1:07.2	Holy crud Summertime, Fun Time, Baylor, Monte Belmonti, you really punched up that intro
1:12.0	with some Shakespeare.
1:14.0	Yeah, I just asked my kids who love Shakespeare and they helped me.
1:17.8	Holy I, well, I've this really makes the cultural reference seem really junky, but I got
1:24.0	another note.
1:25.0	So here it comes.
1:28.0	Pyle, thou protector of this damned strumpet talks thou to me of pie hole?
1:34.4	Thou art a traitor off with his head by same Paul.
1:37.6	I shall not dine until I see the same.
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