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Titus Podcast

Mrs. Potato Head of Covid19

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Comedy, Performing Arts, Arts

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, And The Highlander Continue to slog through the Pandemic, BOMBSHELL does one of her amazing Armageddon updates and we go through the fresh hell of this last week. You're welcome.

Titus Podcast, because the world is a clown show.

Transcript

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0:00.0

AI had the time of my life.

0:07.0

AI never failed this way before.

0:10.0

From building timelines to assigning the right people and even spotting risks,

0:14.0

Monday Sidekick knows your business, thinks ahead, and takes action.

0:19.0

One click on the star and consider it done.

0:21.5

And I owe it all to you.

0:25.2

Try Monday Sidekick.

0:26.7

AI you'll love to use on Monday.com.

0:41.1

Everybody says Dennis for the Titus podcast.

0:43.9

Today brought to you by Molecule and Harry's Razors.

0:47.7

Go to molecule.com or harris.com forward slash Titus to get your deal.

0:50.3

And now, which is Armageddon update.

0:54.0

I think this one's going to be a 7.3 Christopher Titus. I'm Rachel Bradley, and this is the

1:01.4

Armageddon update. And this is a time of truth, a time of revelation, a time of brutal

1:07.5

honesty. And I'm not talking about a global pandemic. I'm talking about the work it takes

1:12.6

to make your woman look like Super Bowl J-Lo instead of reservoir dogs, Steve Bouchemy.

1:17.6

Because underneath, gentlemen, we're all Steve Bouchemy. What you once thought was your pretty, pretty princess,

1:25.6

after two weeks of quarantine has turned into your sturdy

1:29.0

handsome Amish lumberjack with cheese dust fingers who was doctor shopping bottles of vodka

1:34.8

from delivery services due to the one bottle limit week one the lash extension started growing out

1:42.1

and so my peripheral vision kept seeing shadows that look like ghosts.

1:46.9

Every time I started talking, they would bounce up and down.

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