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tides for your other deal and now with the armageddon update christopher titus oh christopher titus

and this is the armageddon up look i'm christopher titus and this is the armageddon up

now when i started this podcast 10 years ago i was actually mocking mocking how everybody thinks, oh, the world is going to end. A lot of people said that Obama was the Antichrist and then backed it up with Scripture because people love when they can use Scripture to be racist. You know, just like Jesus. Now, this virus will not end the world. It may thin us out a bit, especially if you

continue to act like there isn't a deadly virus roaming the planet like a drunk lung rapist.

So what do we know about the 19? Well, number one, a couple of labs have said that it isn't

a manufactured virus. But can we really believe that? Would they tell us? Because if it is a

manufactured virus unleashed on the world,

then that would be a war crime. Wars declared, nukes are launched, and we no longer need to worry

about the 19 because we hear radiation actually kills those tiny buggers. Brilliant plan.

Here's what we know. COVID-19 started in China. It got here through people traveling. It is

incredibly transmittable. The cell has a fat layer around it that makes it last for up to four

days on surfaces, and it can be up in the air for three hours. So you can be doing everything to

avoid it. Social distancing, washing your hands, and still walk into a cloud of 19 virus someone coughed up two

hours earlier. This is a diabolical and determined bugged people. Stay home. And to all you patient

zeros that in the midst of a global pandemic party at spring break, hope it was worth it.

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