The Prolapse Cannoli

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, freaks, it's Friday, October 3rd, 2025.
0:04.3	Coming up on the program today, a sweet transvestite hit some sour notes.
0:09.1	Plus, the loose bottom who made a creamed canoli out of his prolapsed asshole.
0:14.7	And motorized shopping carts are not to be used as makeshift ambulances.
0:19.3	All coming up today.
0:34.5	No. not to be used as makeshift ambulances. All coming up today. It was a stormy night at Dracula's place
0:39.0	The wolfman had a ball gag in his face
0:42.9	Frankie's bride with her nipples clamped
0:46.7	The mummy's cock was wet and damn
0:50.3	It was a monster gang bang
0:52.4	Stinky and frightful It was a monster gang bang Stinky and frightful
0:54.2	It was a monster gang bang
0:56.2	Totally delight
0:57.9	It was a monster gang bang
0:59.9	Lots of coming blood
1:01.7	It was a monster gang bang
1:03.6	And that's when Frankie blew some mud
1:05.9	Whips and chains lined
1:07.9	The castle walls
1:09.5	The vampires had a case of blue balls.
1:13.6	The smell of astroglide wafting in the air.
1:17.4	The werewolf had matted pubic hair.
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