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Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Mr. Peanut Is A Clitoris!

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, Stand-up, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.71.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Youtube Banned Me / New Youtube Channel! 3:24.385 Mr. Peanut Is Clit! 14:26.206 Alexyss K. Tylor Breaks Down The Oscars 19:44.088 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:58.578 Strap On Surprise! 29:16.158 Kitten Clawtana Blades 31:31.974 Goofing And Gunning Around With Bullet Proof Vests 33:18.500 The TikTok Orbeez Challenge Continues […]

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0:00.0

Freaks, it's Monday, April 11th, 2022, coming up on the program today.

0:05.0

Did you know Mr. Peanut is an anthropomorphic clatoris?

0:09.0

Plus, Celebrity T-Sipping and Whole Fucking,

0:12.0

Unboxing your daughter's strap-onipping and whole fucking, unboxing your daughter's strap on, and my bid to outlaw bulletproof

0:16.4

vests. We got to get those things off our streets.

0:19.6

We're going to take you inside a home, so cluttered, so disturbing that our producers

0:28.6

almost passed out from the stench of stale rotting food. Do you smell the urine?

0:36.0

Unfortunately like in the basement or in the garage we'll have some crinid droppings maybe.

0:40.0

I wish we had smell-o-vision here so we could smell the stink.

0:44.0

I think this laundry pile goes back to the 80s. I'm not kidding.

0:48.0

They found more than 400 cats living in filthy conditions. And I'm not enough.

0:55.0

Six, seven hundred garbage bags.

0:59.0

Thirteen different dumpsters.

1:03.4

From the floor to the ceiling of egg cartons.

1:07.0

The stairway has lost a lot of valuable space due to newspapers and other miscellaneous

1:16.8

crap.

1:17.8

Dried feces.

1:18.8

Horrible stands.

1:19.8

The bathroom, always a treat. A treat. O'Mow to hide and go.

1:25.0

O'O, absolutely disgusting.

1:27.0

As you can see the trash piled several feet high.

1:30.0

That is so disgusting and full of junk that you can barely walk.

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