Juror Was On Sugar Daddy Duty

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Documentary, Stand-up, News, Comedy, News Commentary, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Longstanding Beef With The YogsCast 1:41.377 Lil Lunchbox Update 4:43.426 Lil Lunchbox Is Now a DID Faker On TikTok 10:20.839 Jesse Lee Peterson View’s On Russia 12:16.951 Livestream Gets Killed, Proceeds To Rage 16:02.910 Uber Driver Loses His Door 19:55.864 Customer Angry After She Leaned On Glass Case 21:27.419 […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Friday, April 8th, 2022 coming up on the program today.
0:04.8	Let's play a new game.
0:06.4	Potato or Bum.
0:08.1	Plus, Jesse Lee Peterson thinks the war in Ukraine is a Tom Hanks movie,
0:12.3	holding in your fart until your body shuts down, and
0:15.4	getting out of jury duty because you have to tend to your sugar daddy. Distorted View Daily
0:24.5	Daily
0:25.0	Proudly presents
0:27.0	two YouTube gamers playing Diablo 3. I'm a bit like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
0:35.0	I'm a bit like, uh, it grew from...
0:41.0	I'm a bit like, uh, it grew from in Outland yeah.
0:46.0	Ugh!
0:48.0	Mgh!
0:51.0	Slightly constipated, that's what you are.
0:53.0	It reminds me of an audio clip from distorted view.
0:57.0	Wow.
0:58.0	That's a reference I want to forget goodness.
1:01.0	Thank Christ.
1:02.0	Yeah.
1:03.0	Oh.
1:04.0	H. H. H. H. H.
1:07.0	Oh, feels fucking fantastic, man.
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