Freaks, it's Wednesday, April 13th, 2022 coming up on the program today, helpful tips for

when you're bleeding out of your anus, plus phone sex with our favorite trans girl, and it's probably

not a good idea to scream anti-Asian slurs when you're

on trial accused of an anti-Asian attack. All coming up today.

Today's Distorted View Podcast is brought to you by

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This is the Distorted View Show with Tim Hanson.

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Oh, my hands will I poop?

Christian now fears his flatulence.

I just want to say, how dear you.

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