A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

Hello babies welcome to baby geniuses I'm I'm Lisa. I'm the short one. I'm the one who just

rubbed her contact like folded up into her eye while we as we did this intro why did I do that this is a very

spooky Halloween episode of baby geniuses why did I do that oh no that's okay

do now I guess I can just plop it back in. I should probably wash my hands, but I won't because I'm a sloppy bitch.

Oh God, I'm watching Lisa over Zoom, put at contact back in and it's horrifying.

Oh, you don't wear contacts too.

I don't, yeah.

And I've never, I've never even thought, it's like one of those things where like like I don't know if this is true or

if this is something that I thought was true when I was 18 and I have not

investigated it since but I don't think I can because of my astigmatism, but I also, if I can, I don't care because I never want to.

Yeah, it's kind of gross. I'm surprised I'm able to do it, because to me it feels like giving yourself your your own shot or something like I can't

imagine like sticking a syringe in my body but like gooping something into my

eye is somehow possible. What's weird as I imagine sticking myself with a syringe all the time?

Really?

No.

Wouldn't that be, wouldn't I be an interesting person though?

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