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🗓️ 28 September 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
0:04.8 | threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything |
0:23.7 | geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:26.4 | hello babies |
0:29.5 | welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show today and every day. I'm assuming you just listen to it every day somehow. |
0:38.0 | Every single day. You look at the length of every episode you divide it by 14 and you listen to that |
0:47.2 | exact length of a chunk until the next episode. This is the correct way to listen to our podcast and if you're not |
0:54.2 | listening to it this way you're doing it wrong. If you're not listening to it this |
0:58.0 | way it's not canon. Yeah. I know we maybe should have told you that you know earlier we've been |
1:06.7 | we've been doing this podcast for like a really long time now but we're saying |
1:11.4 | it now it's I don't think that responsibility ever fell to us. |
1:15.0 | I feel like some things go unsaid. |
1:17.0 | I also disavow myself of any responsibility in general. |
1:21.0 | So, can we do that now? is that a thing we can do no of all |
1:26.2 | times in my life now I can do that the least I know of all the times to do it I'm not responsible and I pre-cancell myself. |
1:37.0 | Yes. |
1:38.0 | I had a really stupid idea that I probably shouldn't do because it's not my place but I was like |
1:46.2 | should I offer to uncancell Louis C.K. if he donates enough money to progressive candidates. |
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