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Cold Ones

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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0	Here's the normal beach ball. It's a bit of fun. This is the big one. Run downstairs with Scott, because you and Scott are going to bounce around in the fucking lot. I hope the wind takes it and blows into the oncoming traffic. Hey, so basically big ball. Off! Oh! Hey, hit it, hit it, hit it. I feel like I'm watching like G-mod or something. Scott, kick it into traffic.
0:21.6	Darcy, throw it in the traffic.
0:23.6	Let's play off the wall.
0:24.6	No, you lose, you lose.
0:26.6	Ow, my neck!
0:28.6	Rocket League!
0:29.6	Hey! What the f***ing in real life?
0:32.6	I'm putting it out of this misery.
0:33.6	No, he's not...
0:36.6	Bro, this is like an anime weapon.
0:39.3	Oh my God, listen to the sound.
0:41.8	It's sharp as f***.
0:43.3	Dad, put your fucking death.
0:45.1	No.
0:46.9	You want to do a big versus small cutting competition?
0:49.2	Shut the fuck out.
0:51.2	Give us a shape.
0:52.2	You give us a shape.
0:53.0	Cut out of Octagon.
0:56.0	First to finish the octagon wins. Three.
0:57.0	I got it took an eye out.
0:58.0	One. Go.
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