Mr. 5:30!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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EP791: Bryan has been trolling the internet (and avoiding his children!). What he uncovers shakes us to our core. "FIIIVE THIRTY!!" made famous by his interaction with an unnamed man at the retirement community, may have a doppelgänger. At least he has a voice twin. Bryan and Krissy review Mr. 5:30. A sales consultant for.....someone. TCBit: Crabapple is being torn apart by the ongoing feud between Tina (owner of TT&T) and Diane (owner of Duck Inn)! Watch EP #791 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I thank you for joining us here at WSHIT major breaking news today in the Crabapple Township,
0:14.3	as the escalating war between Tina of Tina Tan and Tweed and Diane of the Diane Duck Inn has reached a fevered pitch, as now
0:24.9	Tina and her toothless wife, Wanda, have laid bare accusations against Diana and Duck
0:31.1	Inn and they're severely over-cooked chicken fingers.
0:35.0	Many in the Crabapple Township have been torn asunder by these accusations
0:39.4	family member against family member, neighbor against neighbor, Tina Tannin tweez or duck in. Quite
0:45.9	frankly, it's hard for this reporter to stay impartial. However, on social media just today,
0:51.8	Tina and her wife Wanda releasing the video moments after receiving
0:56.8	un-chewable chicken fingers. This video is as emotional as it gets. If you have children in the
1:02.6	room, I highly suggest they leave now. Let's listen now to that video of these accusations
1:08.8	that are currently tearing the township apart.
1:11.8	We ask them for chicken strips that my wife can chew that are not hard. Please do not cook them
1:19.7	too long. What do they do? They cook them too long. And now she can't eat them.
1:25.7	Let me finish this first.
1:30.0	We ordered freaking French fries with cheese sauce on them.
1:34.0	Didn't get that.
1:36.0	I ordered chicken wings with a side of fries with cheese on it.
1:43.0	Didn't get it.
1:44.7	My wife calls up there to tell him what was wrong.
1:47.8	She was calm.
1:49.4	She was, she's like, hey, I just left there.
1:54.3	And my chicken fingers are cooked too long.
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