TCB Infomercial: Courtney Michelle (Live From Audacy Studios)
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, real quick, not everything has to be an app. |
| 0:03.0 | Not everything has to be an application. |
| 0:06.0 | What are we doing? |
| 0:09.0 | I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out. |
| 0:11.0 | What are we doing? What's happening? |
| 0:13.0 | Okay? I went to go buy a milk frother, a milk frother. |
| 0:16.0 | And upon further review, found out it only works via Bluetooth. |
| 0:20.0 | What? I'm sorry, what? It doesn't even have buttons on it. |
| 0:24.1 | What are we doing? Okay? Bring buttons back. Please. Make America mechanical again. Okay? That's my platform. All right? I just, I don't understand it. Listen, I'm all four |
| 0:36.3 | advancements in technology to make our lives easier. I don want to have to use wifi to brush my freaking teeth that's absolutely insane the other day i went to go buy a ticket at this at this venue in order to get my ticket i have to download an app and create an account which you guys know how much i love that email me ticket. That's what emails for. |
| 0:54.9 | I'm so sorry. |
| 0:55.5 | It's just, |
| 0:56.6 | we've gone too far. |
| 0:57.2 | It's gone too far. |
| 1:04.1 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 1:04.8 | Oh, feel a little bit more vain. |
| 1:06.3 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:06.6 | Yeah, I think we're given, and I think for men, |
| 1:08.9 | they're given less rope to deal that vanity. And so I think it probably compounds when you're taking a photo and you're like, all right, how do I make this seem like the most casual? I don't give a shit. I'm just going to do this thing with my hands as opposed to making it look like I care by posing. Yeah. I think women get away with it. Right. It's all, we all have the same as security, but. |
| 1:28.5 | Sometimes I wish I could tap into my, a little bit of my gay and, like, pop out a hip. You know what I'm saying? Type when you can pop out of hip. And just get, if I could tap into a little bit more of my gay, then I think I'd be better. Just practice. If we could all type into a little bit more of our guest. |
| 1:43.1 | I think it would be happier. |
| 1:44.0 | The next episode of the commercial break. If we could all type into a little bit more of our gay. I think it would be happier. |
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