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The Commercial Break

Irritating Billionaires For Dummies!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

EP792: Bryan has a mostly off and sometimes on again exchange going with billionaire Mark Cuban! Each year Bryan will bother Mark about something and Mark will respond with his disdain for anything Bryan says. The tradition continues as Bryan emails Mark about Elon Musk. Mark responds like a father disappointed in his child's stupidity. Plus, LaBUBU has jumped the shark and we should all learn from the past (looking at you Beanie babies, Cabbage Patch Dolls and...Dick Tracy movie posters??). Then, NC weatherman Mark Mathis is one WILD dude! He is not doing the weather reports, but he is doing something. It's performance art Finally, Trad Wife "Princess Treatment" is setting the internet ablaze. Bryan gets in on the dumpster fire. TCB Clip: Do not say "I have to poo". Watch EP #792 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, I'm Mark Ronson.

0:03.0

And I'm Ray.

0:04.0

To celebrate 150 years of Out of my Pige, we've teamed up to create something timeless.

0:10.0

A tribute to legacy, rhythm and craft with a very special connection at its heart.

0:15.0

A soundscape from two cities, two perspectives, and one shared vision.

0:20.0

Introducing our brand new song, Suzanne.

0:27.2

Don't say I want to pull.

0:32.3

I want to pull is impolite and informal.

0:36.1

Year of five polite, formal and sophisticated ways to say, I want to pull.

0:42.9

Number one, nature is calling. Number two, a brief visit to the restroom is in order.

0:50.8

Number three, excuse me, personal affairs to attend to number four pardon me biological urgency

0:59.0

and number five may I step away for a private matter don't say I want to pull on this episode of the commercial break i liked him i hope that he liked me i mean i i don't know

1:17.8

but anyway this starts kind of this back and forth the next day mark and fallon so my let me

1:25.1

let me stop here for a minute and explain that at the dinner, Mark is talking about

1:28.7

fireside and his investment in fireside. And he is asking me, what makes fireside different?

1:34.0

How can we be better? What can we do? And I go on a typical Brian rant for like 20 minutes,

1:42.5

throwing magical words and weird sentences out there.

1:45.5

Ram Dass.

1:46.1

That somehow gets Mark's eyes spinning like a Cheshire cat.

1:50.0

He's really into whatever it is I'm saying.

1:51.7

And I'm not even sure what I'm saying because I can't believe I'm standing there talking to Mark Cuban having a beer.

1:55.9

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

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