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The Commercial Break

Mr. 5:30!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

EP791: Bryan has been trolling the internet (and avoiding his children!). What he uncovers shakes us to our core. "FIIIVE THIRTY!!" made famous by his interaction with an unnamed man at the retirement community, may have a doppelgänger. At least he has a voice twin. Bryan and Krissy review Mr. 5:30. A sales consultant for.....someone. TCBit: Crabapple is being torn apart by the ongoing feud between Tina (owner of TT&T) and Diane (owner of Duck Inn)! Watch EP #791 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, that's my prime delivery.

0:01.6

Huh, already.

0:02.7

Only one thing can match the buzz of Prime's fast delivery.

0:06.2

And that's the buzz of Prime's entertainment.

0:09.0

What are we watching?

0:09.7

Heads of state, that new action comedy with Idris Elbert as the Prime Minister,

0:13.3

John Sina as the president, and Prianka Chopra Jonas,

0:15.9

as their only hope.

0:17.0

It looks like a blast.

0:18.3

From fast delivery to explosive entertainment, it's on Prime.

0:22.5

For only $899 a month, join now. Content includes limited ads, subscription or to our news.

0:27.5

For more information, go to amazon.com.uk.uk slash prime.

0:30.5

This episode is brought to you by Simplysafe. And this... Simplysafe on.

0:36.5

Is the sound of peace of mind.

0:39.6

SimpliSafe sensors, HD cameras and 24-7 security monitoring protect your home inside and out,

0:47.7

against break-ins, fires, water leaks and more.

0:51.6

So you can relax.

0:53.9

Visit simplysafe.co.uk.

0:57.0

Okay.

0:58.0

I thank you for joining us here at WSHIT major breaking news today in the Crabapple Township

1:14.6

as the escalating war between Tina of Tina Tan and Tweed and Diane of the Diane Duck Inn has reached a fevered pitch

1:24.6

as now Tina and her toothless wife Wanda have laid bare accusations against

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