Mozart and Scatology

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Eat anything good lately? Lisa's dog ate her mouthguard and underwear. Emily does Zumba with two middle aged women and considers learning Spanish. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Mozart and Scatology." Turns out everyone's favorite composer loved fart jokes as much as the rest of us!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.2	hello babies.
0:29.2	Welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily Emily. I'm Lisa. Thanks for coming to our show with your hands. Nice to see you guys. I don't know how you got here.
0:42.3	What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up. Through a podcasting app. Did everybody survive your taxes? Oh no. I am. Every year I leave myself a detailed sort of list of notes to help myself the next year
0:56.7	so that I'll understand it better and every year I look at those notes and I'm like the guy
1:01.0	in the beginning of memento. I'm just like what does any of this mean and then I look at my Vanguard account I open it up and then I start crying and then my accountant asked me questions and I immediately start crying.
1:14.4	He was like, how many of these were W-2 and how many were 1099?
1:18.7	And I was just like, I don't know.
1:21.8	What I think is amazing about that is that you can find the notes that you're later because I always do that and then I have no idea where I took those notes.
1:29.6	I use ever notes so I can just search like taxes and it'll come up. Yeah, it's not helpful really.
1:35.8	Yeah, I always tell myself I'm going to do that with like, because once a year I'll file my insurance
1:42.2	claim for therapy. Yeah, and every year I forget how to do it and I have to look up how to do it again and I'm like I'm going to write this down somewhere and then I don't.
1:49.2	I still haven't done that because I forgot and I just don't know how. I know it's just there's just an address you send it to and then are you on WGA
1:56.8	and not yet. Oh yeah soon. Sweet sweet. I was gonna say like I can tell you how to do it. It's not that hard but it just is extremely tedious.
2:05.0	I'm just biting my time until I get that sweet sweet.
2:08.0	Yeah.
2:09.0	Health insurance baby.
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