Chicken Eyeglasses

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2018

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Hello, babies! It's tax season, so we're doing anything to distract ourselves from filing! We're digging through various 1099s to find listener submitted questions. All your questions will finally be answered! How do you start dating again after being widowed? How do you respond to an overly complicated bro high five? On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Chicken eyeglasses." Chickens used to wear stylish spectacles to protect from feather pecking and cannibalism!

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything,
0:20.0	baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses,
0:22.0	we know everything, baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses.
0:24.6	Tell us something we don't know.
0:25.8	Hello babies!
0:28.8	What's so weird.
0:31.8	Welcome to baby geniuses.
0:33.0	I'm Emily.
0:34.0	I'm Lisa.
0:35.0	I just burped.
0:36.0	I just had a weird little burp inside my throat.
0:39.0	I hate that when it doesn't come out.
0:41.0	So it's just like, yeah.
0:42.0	Yeah, I swallowed a burp it's
0:45.1	punishing me for silencing it well I think this was a strong start yeah I think
0:49.8	we're already eulogizing it.
0:55.0	My dear departed podcast episode
1:00.0	and started so weekly.
1:03.0	Welcome to our show y'all.
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