Unveiling The Butthole Memorial Sculpture

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:49:19.05 Tim’s Having Trouble Talking 00:06:23:02.77 When You Can’t Clean Your Penis Properly, Extreme Measures Need To Be Taken 00:09:54:12.45 A Butthole AIDS Memorial Sculpture Made The News 00:14:23:13.49 Getting Off To Pretty Girls Urging You To Kill Yourself 00:16:47:15.14 Stretch Mark Fetish / Office Supply Erotica 00:19:10:16.28 The Daniel Larson College Arc – Explained 00:28:37:10.72 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:37:22.21 Racist Taxi Passenger Caught On Camera 00:35:27:12.44 Drunk Florida Women Yo-Yo A Baby […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freak, since Wednesday, September 20th, 2023, coming up on the program today, one
0:05.6	city unveils its AIDS butthole memorial.
0:08.7	Plus, when you can't reach far enough to clean your deck, the only option left is circumcision.
0:15.0	And taking baby-shaking to a whole new drunken level.
0:18.7	All coming up today!
0:19.7	Hello.
0:20.7	Hi there.
0:21.7	This is Tim Hansen.
0:22.7	I'm with AT&T.
0:23.7	I'm Condola, you know, we changed your phone number today.
0:30.7	What phone number?
0:31.7	This one you're calling on?
0:32.7	Yeah, yeah, this is 3033 number.
0:34.7	We were just munking around on the computer and it got changed and transferred to a different
0:43.7	customer.
0:44.7	So, Condola, you know, I'm sorry.
0:46.7	And I've got your new phone number here if you want that.
0:49.7	No, no, no, no.
0:50.7	You get it right back to 303.
0:52.7	It has been that number for 35 talking years.
0:55.7	Man, there's no reason to curse at me.
0:57.7	This was an honest mistake.
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