Moving On After a Nasty Breakup (w/ Marty Michael)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 20 December 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who's life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld bonded over breakups, and why he started counseling after a bad relationship.
They also discuss camping, Nicole's new motorcycle, and Nicole shares her latest Tinder messages with an obsessed fan.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby! |
| 0:25.0 | Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:28.0 | It's a podcast from me and Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:32.0 | Even though you could come in all of my shoes and never clean it out. |
| 0:40.0 | And I would wear them and I would be grateful. |
| 0:48.0 | Splish splash? |
| 0:50.0 | Yeah, splish splash, my feet are taken away. |
| 0:53.0 | My guest today, he is the co-founder of Headgum. |
| 0:59.0 | He is third daddy headgum from Marty Michael. |
| 1:03.0 | Hi. |
| 1:04.0 | Hello, Marty has anyone ever introduced you as third daddy? |
| 1:08.0 | Not on a podcast, though. |
| 1:10.0 | Oh, okay. |
| 1:11.0 | Well, you are third daddy. |
| 1:12.0 | Also, I didn't know that you co-founded Headgum. |
| 1:15.0 | Yeah, I admit Jake and me were working at College Humor. |
| 1:18.0 | So I feel like that I knew. |
| 1:20.0 | Yeah, it's that all kind of came out of that. |
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