Moving On After a Nasty Breakup (w/ Marty Michael)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who's life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld bonded over breakups, and why he started counseling after a bad relationship. They also discuss camping, Nicole's new motorcycle, and Nicole shares her latest Tinder messages with an obsessed fan. Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

Transcript

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, baby!
0:25.0	Welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:28.0	It's a podcast from me and Nicole Byer tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:32.0	Even though you could come in all of my shoes and never clean it out.
0:40.0	And I would wear them and I would be grateful.
0:48.0	Splish splash?
0:50.0	Yeah, splish splash, my feet are taken away.
0:53.0	My guest today, he is the co-founder of Headgum.
0:59.0	He is third daddy headgum from Marty Michael.
1:03.0	Hi.
1:04.0	Hello, Marty has anyone ever introduced you as third daddy?
1:08.0	Not on a podcast, though.
1:10.0	Oh, okay.
1:11.0	Well, you are third daddy.
1:12.0	Also, I didn't know that you co-founded Headgum.
1:15.0	Yeah, I admit Jake and me were working at College Humor.
1:18.0	So I feel like that I knew.
1:20.0	Yeah, it's that all kind of came out of that.
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