Vehicular Assault (w/ Akilah Hughes)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Akilah Hughes (host of What a Day podcast) discusses why she doesn't believe in long term relationships, shares her worst date stories, and the time she cut all her toes during sex. Nicole fears for her future as a motorcyclist. She also talks about the multiple times she's been hit by cars, and that she is now so horny she's committing vehicular assault. Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy Buy Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/nicole-byer?ref_id=964

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why.
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:27.0	A podcast or me and Nicole Byron tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:31.0	Even though he jizzes on my pillow, I'll still sleep in it.
0:37.0	How awful.
0:39.0	That was the worst because I'm just sleeping in the wet spot.
0:43.0	Oh, gross.
0:45.0	Oh, boy.
0:45.0	But you know what?
0:46.0	When you're desperate, you'll do anything.
0:47.0	I'm kidding. I'm not desperate.
0:48.0	I truly am not. Please stop asking me out my DMs.
0:49.0	My guest today.
0:52.0	A podcast called What a Day.
0:54.0	It's like, he like you.
0:58.0	Hey, thanks for having me.
1:00.0	I don't know why.
1:02.0	It's hard to remember.
1:03.0	I had so much trouble remembering that.
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