Emojis are a Red Flag (w/ Whitney Cummings)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

"We're taught to laugh at guys' jokes that aren't funny so they don't feel insecure." Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls) explains why she likes to be the beta in her relationship, what's it like living with a sex doll of herself, and why emojis are a red flag for her. She also gives Nicole tips how to manage rowdy audience members at live shows and discuss why we shouldn't encourage bad jokes from men. Nicole shares the difference between dating improvisers and comedians. Check out Whitney's new podcast: Good for You Whitney Cummings. You can watch Nicole's episode here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVbfBPkuQww

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please tell me why.
0:23.5	Welcome to Why Won't You Date Me?
0:25.5	It's a podcast, repeat a clobiara tries to figure out how I'm still single.
0:29.7	Even though if I fly back from a long weekend of doing shows and you say you're gonna pick me up and then you don't,
0:37.7	I'll just take a lift and pretend like it never happened when we get home.
0:41.7	But I guess today you know her, you love her, she created two broke girls.
0:47.7	Had her own show Whitney, you've had four hour specials, five specials, four hour long specials.
0:53.7	Don't forget that I was on Roseanne.
0:55.7	Yes, I want everyone to know about that.
0:58.7	You wrote on Roseanne and you were on Roseanne?
1:01.7	No, I, E.P. Roseanne.
1:03.7	Yes, before she went Craig-Cray.
1:07.7	I mean, it seems like she went Craig-Cray way before.
1:11.7	I just didn't really know.
1:13.7	We all knew, I guess, on some level.
1:15.7	Like, didn't know when you started comedy, it was sort of like, you heard the stories and I think that it,
1:22.7	I mean, if this, you don't have to talk about this, if this is boring.
1:25.7	No, okay.
1:26.7	I think, but I should say your name, you're Whitney Kelly.
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