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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2017

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Our second bonus film episode! We discuss the movie adaptation of Chamber of Secrets. Topics include over-long action sequences, the absolute perfection of Lucius, Gilderoy, and Moaning Myrtle's creepy creepy voice/face, Valley of the Uncanny Dobby, and … wow, does Harry Potter have a hand-holding fetish? Twitter/Instagram: @quibblerpodcast Newsletter: tinyletter.com/quibblerpodcast

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0:00.0	The Chamber of Secrets has been reopened for further examination.
0:03.7	You're listening to the Quiddler podcast, Special Movie Edition, the Harry Potter Film Club for extremely amateur movie critics.
0:17.5	One old Weasley!
0:20.5	How dare you steal that car?
0:23.6	I am absolutely disgusting!
0:26.6	Your father's now facing an inquiry of work and it's entirely your fault!
0:31.6	Bad Dobby!
0:33.6	Stop!
0:34.6	Bad Dobby!
0:35.6	Bats!
0:36.6	Stop me! Don! Bad, Dobby! Stop! Dobby, please.
0:38.3	Oh, don't mind that.
0:40.3	It's just the cat.
0:42.3	If, um, if anybody was looking for some stuff,
0:48.3	all they'd have to do would be to follow the spiders.
0:52.3	Gathering! Gathering! Gather round! And who would be to follow the spiders. Gather around.
0:55.0	Gather around.
0:58.0	Can everybody see me?
1:00.0	Can you all gather?
1:03.0	Excellent.
1:05.0	Tell them how wars is no longer safe.
1:10.0	I'm Heather Pricewright. And I'm Alex Down. Tell them how wars is no longer safe.
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