Ep.15—Like Uber, but for Wizards

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back to Privet Drive! Harry finally gets some birthday presents. The Weasleys mishandle a windfall and maybe rob a bunch of tombs. Aunt Marge goes too far. And Ernie and Stan are definitely getting 1 star on the Knight Bus app. Plus: Who was that black dog, anyway? Instagram & Twitter: @quibblerpodcast Soundcloud: tinyletter.com/quibblerpodcast

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0:00.0	How does a magic orphan son of a seeker and a mud blood
0:09.0	trapped in the middle of a forgotten spotting little winching by Dumbledore impoverished and squalor
0:15.0	grow up to be our hero Harry Potter?
0:19.0	Find out on the Quibbler podcast, the Harry Potter Book Club for Federalists.
0:24.7	When little Harry Potter got the better of You Know Who, all You Know Who's supporters was
0:31.5	tracked down, wasn't they earn?
0:33.4	Most of them knew it was all over with you know who gone and they came quiet.
0:38.3	But not Sirius Black.
0:40.3	I heard he thought he'd be second in command once You Know Who had taken over.
0:46.3	Anyway, they cornered Black in the middle of a street full of muggles
0:51.3	and Black took out his wand and he blasted off the street apart i'm he
0:59.5	hither price right and i'm alex dylanberg alex has been wanting to use that intro since we
1:04.9	started this podcast yeah uh actually that's the first thing i thought of before even doing Harry Potter podcast. You are constantly
1:12.7	making parody songs and lately, well, not lately, for the past probably two years, virtually all
1:18.8	those parody songs have been to Hamilton. I'm into great comment now though, so get ready for
1:24.1	some great comments. God, that's so much more obscure even than Hamilton.
1:28.3	It's not obscure.
1:29.8	It's on the most best Broadway musicals.
1:33.1	The most best list?
1:34.6	The most best lists.
1:36.4	Oh, I see what you're saying.
1:37.8	Okay, never mind.
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