Ep. 14—Snakes in a Drain

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 783 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2016

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Chamber of Secrets ends with many bangs (including the one between Percy and Penelope Clearwater, heh heh heh). Tom Marvolo Riddle teaches Harry a handy anagram; Hermione figures everything out but gets zero credit; Ginny learns the dangers of journaling; Dobby is a free elf; Dumbledore twinkles a little too much; and Lockhart makes some extremely poor choices. Special guest: Deus ex Weepy Bird! Twitter and Instagram: @quibblerpodcast Newsletter: tinyletter.com/quibblerpodcast

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0:00.0	Help me, Elvis Dumbledore. You're my only hope. You're listening to the Quibbler podcast,
0:09.6	the Harry Potter Book Club for Rebels. How is it that you, a skinny boy with no extraordinary
0:17.6	magical talent, managed to defeat the greatest wizard of all time?
0:22.7	How did you escape with nothing but a scar while Lord Voldemore's powers were destroyed?
0:29.6	Why do you care how I escaped? said Harry slowly.
0:33.8	Voldemore was after your time.
0:36.6	Voldemore is my past, present, and future, Harry Potter.
0:43.2	I'm Heather Price Wright.
0:44.5	And I'm Alex Dallenberg.
0:46.5	Rest in peace, Carrie Fisher.
0:48.6	A great actress, writer, and human.
0:51.8	Not strictly part of the Harry Potter canon, but well-beloved in the Quibbler family.
0:59.1	And I'm sure there's a lot of overlap for many listeners.
1:03.6	So, yeah, I mean, before there was Hermione, there was Leah.
1:08.4	Here's the ladies who saved the day and don't get as much credit as the dudes.
1:14.7	Yeah, word.
1:15.9	Cheers to you, Ms. Fisher.
1:20.9	I can't hold it off forever.
1:22.7	Now what?
1:23.6	It's a song rescue.
1:25.3	You came in here.
1:26.0	Did you have a plan for getting out?
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