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The 93X Half-ass Morning Show.

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Well, people who say I'll try anything once,

to admit, that's not true.

For example, I will not try glory hole.

Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer to have my relationships fall on that middle ground

between marriage and having no idea who's Bicke.

A new report shows that South Korea now has the world's

lowest birth rate, despite the efforts of South Korean entertainer Nick Canoon.

A new study claims Fremont, California is the happiest city in America,

while the saddest city in America is once again puppy grave Indiana.

Flocco, the beloved owl that escaped from the Central Park Zoo,

died last week after he flew into a building.

Flocco will be remembered for his famous last words,

Oh, cool, another owl!

KFC has introduced a new item

that's a combo of fried chicken and pizza called Cheetza.

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