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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 150 minutes

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Originally Aired March 5, 2024: Do you know how I know you're cool? Hobbies you love that your significant other hates. Everything you've ever wanted to know about do-it-yourself penis pocket.

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0:00.0	The 93X Half Fast Morning Show podcast is sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:04.7	Celebrate Christmas in July with Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
0:08.2	Get huge savings with $1,775 off a new multi-head ductless system.
0:14.9	Visit standard heating.com to discover all the goodies in Santa's bag.
0:18.6	The 93X Half-ass morning show.
0:22.4	93. X- Half-ass Morning Show. 90-33.
0:25.0	Holy testical Tuesday.
0:28.0	Well, guys, some entertainment news, Fox announced that they were releasing a reboot of Baywatch.
0:33.0	Now David Hasselhoff plays the old guy on the beach with a metal detector.
0:39.0	Listen to this, I read about a man who broke a world record for having the most rabbit themed tattoos.
0:46.0	First he got two, then they multiply.
0:50.0	Employees at a thrift store in Canada recently discovered a World War II era grenade in their
0:56.2	donations bin. Luckily since it was a thrift store, they were all able to get a fresh pair of
1:01.1	pants. The Fast Casual chain Panera Bread announced last week it will add bacon, mac, and cheese to its menu.
1:09.0	Fast Casual is also how you walk to the restroom after eating it.
1:13.0	Meanwhile, in breaking cookie news, Oreo will debut two new flavors inspired by
1:19.0	Mud Pie and Tiramisu.
1:21.0	Why?
1:22.0	Why?
1:23.0	Oreos don't need new flavors.
1:26.0	They're already the perfect combination of chocolate and shame.
1:29.0	Good morning.
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