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🗓️ 4 July 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What are they celebrating? You're on their way to 150,000 dead and people are like, I can have a little party.
0:06.4	Happy, uh, 4th of July to the Americans I guess and to everyone else you know I hope you're having a good weekend
0:18.1	Just another weekend for you. Yeah just another weekend and I don't know what Americans are celebrating exactly, because, uh, holy shit Jesus, things are going really bad.
0:31.2	Yeah, yeah, I don't't think I think many Americans are not
0:34.5	feeling very prideful in their country this summer. Unless you're Republican. Where do
0:40.0	we begin? I mean obviously the president is shit show.
0:44.0	Coronovirus is raging out of control. I think yesterday they had 55,000 new cases.
0:49.5	It's true in America alone.
0:51.1	Which is an entire Wuhan province in one day.
0:54.0	These people and the president doesn't seem to think it's a very big deal.
0:58.4	He's golfing again over a 4th of July weekend.
1:01.6	They got bored. Jesus. Americans got bored of it.
1:05.5	That means it's over, okay? It's summertime.
1:09.4	Are you ready for the summer?
1:11.8	And, you know, who's got time for a plague when it's summer in America?
1:17.0	Yeah, we gotta go get our tan on.
1:19.0	We gotta go get our grill on.
1:20.0	You know, staying inside is easy when it's cold outside.
1:24.4	Yeah.
1:25.4	But, I mean, have you seen the temperature, Jesus?
1:28.6	It's time to have a 4th of July batch.
1:30.8	Extrava Dumza.
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