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The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2020

⏱️ 36 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Whatever happened to do unto others as you would have them do it to you?
0:02.4	This is the golden rule!
0:04.0	You're listening to the God show.
0:09.6	I'm the Lord thy God, your hosts of hosts, and I'm here with my son and co-anchor Jesus Christ.
0:17.0	Hey Jesus.
0:18.0	Hi, Dad. Did you have a nice Father's Day weekend?
0:21.0	Yeah, it was fine. It was good. Thank you. You're
0:25.9	welcome. It was nice. Thanks for the mug and the t-shirt. You didn't have to.
0:32.0	They both said, I love my dad. Hearts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Jesus listen. I can tell your chipper today. Yes. As always. Yes. Anyway, there's just a lot going on right now, Jesus.
0:44.7	I don't think we have time to waste.
0:46.0	I understand.
0:47.0	I understand.
0:48.0	Let's get to the goddamn news. So Trump has resumed his rallies. He needs that love from his people and a Trump rally attendee went maskless despite a friend
1:05.8	dying from COVID-19 because quote you don't know what the facts are and we have a
1:10.8	clip of this guy. Play it.
1:13.0	I know COVID is real.
1:14.0	We had a friend who died from COVID and his son was on a ventilator.
1:22.0	He almost died. So we know it's real, but then at the same time,
1:26.3	you know, you don't know what's the facts, you know, because you feel like maybe one side
1:30.6	place in one way and the other side plays at another.
1:33.4	So me personally, I don't really know,
1:35.4	but I do know this, that even the ones that are very concerned about COVID,
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