Mother knows best & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Step into the confessional for a hilariously chaotic finale of Season 6 of Simon Mayo's Confessions with a final from the crypt special!

This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dive into a mix of outrageous, laugh-out-loud stories and moral shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing! Join Marky Mark as he shares a cheeky confession from his days running a pub in the Isle of Man, involving a life-sized naked statue and some very confused ladies. Next, Tammy shares a hilarious escapade from her youthful days at a festival that takes a bizarre turn involving a nun and a disaster in a portaloo! Then, get ready for a wild tale from Danny that takes a turn at a swimming facility, introducing his unsuspecting in-laws to the world of nudism! Plus, don’t miss Jane’s water park calamity that raises questions about true friendship.

Tune in for a delightful blend of comedy, confessions, and all the banter you love, as we bid farewell to the season.

Got a story to confess? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk and it could well feature in Season 7!

Transcript

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0:00.0	You can't do much in under five minutes.
0:02.3	Boil an egg.
0:03.4	Sure.
0:04.0	Cook a roast dinner?
0:05.2	No chance.
0:06.3	But comparing car insurance prices with mustard.com.
0:09.9	Easy.
0:10.9	See what you could save in just a few minutes.
0:13.6	Click mustard.com.
0:15.0	com.
0:15.9	Authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority.
0:18.6	See website for details.
0:20.4	A Rayo Original podcast.
0:23.6	Step into our confessional.
0:25.6	Confess all.
0:26.6	We won't tell anyone.
0:28.2	Just the entire nation.
0:30.3	From Greatest Hits Radio, Simon Mayo's Confessions.
0:34.7	Hello and welcome.
0:36.1	Yes, it's the final.
0:38.1	It's a very insincere kind of voice there.
0:41.2	That sounded okay.
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