A brief encounter & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Bauer Media

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Step into our confessional for a holiday special of Simon Mayo's Confessions from the Crypt!

Join Father Simon and the Confession collective as they navigate through a maze of uproarious tales and unexpected blunders.

This week, Colin shares an outrageous tale involving a little white lie to secure a day off for a job interview that led to unexpected chaos with his boss. We also dive into Faf's nostalgic and humorous tale from the '80s about a tragic hamster incident that spiralled into a delicate deception. There's also James who had a bit of a mishap with his swimming trunks. And just when you thought it couldn't get any funnier, Duncan finds himself in a comically complex situation involving his grandmother and a mistaken late-night entrance.

With tales of swimming in ladies' briefs and navigating family secrets, this episode guarantees giggles and moral ponderings. So grab your beach towel and tune in for another hilarious ride!

Got a story to confess? Send it to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Has the side hustle gone all laid back?
0:03.3	Your plan's gone way off track.
0:07.0	Or are the orders flowing, but it's hard to keep going?
0:10.9	It's time to bring the fire back, instead of getting sidetracked.
0:15.4	It's time to crack a Costa.
0:18.9	Side hustle without the struggle.
0:21.8	Try a can or bottle of silky smooth Costa coffee latte today.
0:26.5	Crack a Costa.
0:29.7	You can't do much in under five minutes.
0:32.4	Boil an egg.
0:33.5	Sure.
0:34.1	Cook a roast dinner?
0:35.2	No chance.
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0:43.7	Click mustard.com.com.
0:45.9	Authorised and regulated by the Financial Conduct Authority.
0:48.7	See website for details.
0:50.5	A Rayo Original podcast.
0:53.7	Step into our confessal.
0:55.6	We won't tell anyone.
0:58.3	Just the entire nation.
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