Moronic & Platonic with Dan Kramer
Bitch Bible
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4.6 • 14.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 June 2016
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Jackie and her wishfully neglected BFF Dan Kramer (not gay) discuss the intricacies of platonic relationships and pros and cons. Pro: he buys you dinner without putting out. Con: you want to kill him 98% of the time. Bro apetite.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everyone, I'm Jackie Shimmel Rider and creator of Blog and Podcasts, The Bitch Bible. |
| 0:22.3 | After last week's episode, I felt like I needed to bring it back home, back to my roots. |
| 0:28.2 | I feel like I used the term BFF pretty loosely because I'm someone that either loves or hates someone completely instantly, |
| 0:34.7 | and I'm way too anti-social to keep a lot of peripheral friends, so we're either super close or you're just dead to me. |
| 0:41.2 | Our guest today is my actual best friend and more so like a brother that I never wanted. |
| 0:46.2 | I truly never thought he would ever agree to come on my podcast, I'm pretty sure he just shit his pants in the lobby. |
| 0:51.4 | He's drugged himself and requested his very manly drink of choice, a light white wine or a rose-day. |
| 0:57.4 | Straight from a Trump rally and his easy sneakers, please welcome the person I've been verbally abusing for 20 years. |
| 1:03.2 | My best friend, Dan Kramer. |
| 1:05.5 | Can we put some music on? Get a gallon, you know? |
| 1:08.1 | What do you want to like, Jim Tann Laundrie? |
| 1:10.7 | Fist pump? |
| 1:11.7 | Drake. |
| 1:12.5 | Drake? Oh my god, you are the biggest. You are so embarrassing. |
| 1:16.3 | Views. |
| 1:16.9 | On so- shut up! |
| 1:18.7 | So everyone, this is my best friend, Dan. |
| 1:20.9 | This is also the person that set me and my future husband up. |
| 1:26.4 | So thanks for that. |
| 1:27.6 | I did. |
| 1:28.6 | You did? |
| 1:29.4 | We went to school together. |
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