Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, we proudly bring to you...

...Marmonism!

...Live!

Shut up and sit down!

Good evening! Good evening, Mr. Bill. How are you doing?

I can't hear you over the loud applause.

I'm sorry, but everybody please tone it down a little bit.

Yeah, you're trying to toss here.

Please. Thank you, thank you.

I'm doing great RFM. How are you doing?

I'm doing great. I'm really excited about tonight's show.

Nothing gets me so excited is White collar crime.

Love it. I just wanted to say, Mormonism took away the opportunity that I would have a planet someday.

And so, let me go this way.

So what I did was I'm now raising sea monkeys.

So I've got my own little universe back here, my own little species that I've hatched and created.

I created them spiritually before I created them physically.

And now they're in my little pot back here.

And they're about six days old and getting bigger and swimming all over the place.

And there's hundreds of them.

This reminds me of one of my favorite Bart Simpson lines.

God, Shmod, I want my sea monkeys.

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