Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, we proudly bring to you...

Mormonism!

LIVE!

Shut up and sit down!

Radio-free Mormon, how are you doing?

I am great! Here in my underground bunker, how are you doing, Mr. Real?

I'm doing really good in my home office, sitting here at my desk and both of us...

I'm excited for tonight's Mormonism live. Both of us have been reading a bunch, preparing,

and before we get started, any thoughts from you on other things going on?

I've got one little announcement, actually, a big event, thrive coming to St. George this weekend.

That is a big deal. Yes, it is. I will not be there, I'm sorry to say, but I will be there in spirit.

I think that this bunker, where I am, is the only place that's not being affected directly

by the fact that Brad Wilcox has blown up the internet and half of the galaxy.

You and I behind the scenes here before the show started, we watched a little clip of a bunch of things he did

during that that had nothing to do with the actual substance of what he said, which was way worse.

I know. He seemed a little unhinged, didn't he?

Yeah, do you have that? It reminded me a little bit of Curly from the three studios.

Yeah, actually, I could play that. Let me see if I can pull that up here really quick.

Somebody put this montage together. Yeah, I'm going to have to.

It's almost as good a montage as a rocky workout.

Give me a second, and I will move it over here.

And we're going to put the sound on, now we're going to share the screen.

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