Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, we proudly bring to you...

Mormonism!

Lies!

Good to see you again. We're here on Mormonism Live. We are up and running.

Tonight, your research is going to be absolutely fascinating. You're going to be

talking about the subject that I really did not know about and absolutely blown away by the

research that you found and that you're going to be sharing with the audience tonight.

But before that, we have a report from a listener to the program who is a mole

of Mormonism Live, a mole deep in the heart or the belly of the beast who works at

some location full time for the LDS church. And he sends us reports periodically from

where he is about what's going on with him. And we have a three-minute audio report

from our mole to play for the audience tonight.

Yeah, so here it is. This is the audio you sent me. Let's hope this all works great and

here it goes.

Hello, RFM apologies for the recording. This is the fastest way for me to get a response

out to you. I'm reporting again from behind and analyze your resident mole. I wanted to

apologize for the slow response to my last e-mail. I do have this fantasy of coming

on a podcast, going on a podcast and telling my story and going on as a newly resigned

or even a current church employee who is going to resign. I've tentatively set my

clock to having to leave by the end of June for a variety of reasons which I won't

go into now. But the idea is, yeah, I'd have to do this anonymously. I think I could be

legal ramifications as you may well know. But I will continue to contemplate this idea

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