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Absolutely Not

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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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And we are back with more of your thoughts and questions about Thanksgiving. Heather gives some advice on a gals first time at their boyfriend’s family home, turkey allergies, stuffing and death. Is it a 911 family emergency situation? Let’s all write down a gratitude list and remember to take a deep breath and eat some pie!

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:07.6	Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time.
0:13.8	I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want a side of fire.
0:35.4	Hello, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast.
0:37.3	I have got to let you know something. Today is a monumental day.
0:39.4	It's our 300th episode. I could not have done this over the last like five years without you guys.
0:46.6	I love you. I mean it. I am so incredibly grateful for all the support, for all the voicemails,
0:52.0	for y'all calling in, dealing with my shit,
0:54.5	while I've been dealing with your shit, we couldn't have done this without each other.
0:58.6	Congratulations to you on listening to 300 episodes. You're insane. Go get a life and find a friend.
1:04.5	But in the meantime, thank you for being a part of my life. It means a world to me.
1:07.7	300 episodes. We did it. What the fuck we have talked about for 300 episodes?
1:12.3	I couldn't tell you.
1:13.6	Okay?
1:14.0	So I feel like for part of this, I need to apologize.
1:18.8	Okay?
1:19.0	Thank you for listening to me for 300 episodes, but also I am so sorry that I've been an asshole
1:25.1	for 300 episodes as well.
1:27.4	What a day. What a day.
1:28.3	What a milestone.
1:30.0	Thanks for being here.
1:31.2	Now let's get into it.
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