Cleat Chaser with Kelly Stafford
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow ATLien Kelly Stafford to the pod. Kelly and Heather grew up together 8 doors down, went to rival high schools and swap stories of their youth. She also shares her life story from dating quarterback Matthew Stafford at University of Georgia, having all girls, and an unexpected brain tumor that left her unable to walk. They chat about football and their thoughts on grown men wearing jerseys.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:07.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:13.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:27.2 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:34.3 | I'm so excited right now to have such a hot blonde with me today, but also it's so wild the tangled webs we weave. |
| 0:36.3 | Oh, yes. |
| 0:36.9 | We grew up down the street from each other, really had no |
| 0:40.4 | idea until later on we became internet friends. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the podcast. |
| 0:45.2 | Kelly Staver. Kelly, how are you? Oh, I'm hanging in there. Good to be back home. Good to be back home. |
| 0:50.6 | I was at our country club the other day. I say ours, the one that, you know, |
| 0:54.4 | we grew up at, and your parents were sitting and having dinner right next to me. And I love your |
| 0:59.0 | mom because she's like my mom, a tiny, petite, wiry redhead who just, you can hear her |
| 1:04.6 | coming a mile away. Always. Always. Yes. Yes. When I'm home, it's like, can I get a word in? I don't know. But it's the fire that I love that I got from her. But also like, I don't know. I feel like people love that. No, they absolutely love it. Your mom is to me. And I, okay, let me back up a little bit. So people don't know. We grew up maybe eight houses down for each other. That's so crazy. So crazy. You went to Georgia. |
| 1:27.6 | I went to Ole Miss. |
| 1:28.5 | You went to my rival private school here in Atlanta. |
| 1:31.1 | Yep. |
| 1:31.5 | You were a huge cheerleader at the University of Georgia and we were on the swim team together. |
| 1:36.6 | And your mom one day, I'll never forget this. |
| 1:39.3 | This podcast is about you. |
| 1:40.4 | But one day, I was a kid out in the Barracuda swim team where I would have like six |
| 1:44.7 | chocolate chip cookies and be like chugging an Arnold Palmer before my heat. And I'll never forget, |
| 1:48.8 | your mom was trying to find me. And she was like, where is Heather? Heat number four is coming up. |
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