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Chelsea Peretti

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🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Some hot takes and soon an asteroid will kill us all if a pandemic doesn’t first.

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0:00.0	Starbains Avenue.
0:02.0	Oh!
0:04.0	Oh!
0:05.0	Oh!
0:07.0	Oh! Oh! Oh Oh, doesn't that feel like the start of a movie?
0:27.0	So, okay, you would think this crinkling would be the sound of sunships.
0:37.5	However, even though I really did want them so bad,
0:41.6	um, part of a theme in life is I'm not taking care of. And it's
0:49.2	evidenced by Kojak literally sipping fucking coffee right the second.
0:54.2	I actually think I might want to kill you.
0:59.2	Come at me dog.
1:00.7	Come at me. me. So there's no sun chips because they're locked into a room with a bunch of
1:09.4	meat heads having a meeting. We're talking about...
1:15.0	Hey, you're not invited yet!
1:17.0	Excuse me.
1:19.0	So, these guys are in this meeting room with a I guess a big old bowl of sun chips in there
1:30.2	Why I don't know but they told me they can't interrupt it. It's an important meeting.
1:37.0	So I can't have sunships. But what I did find on the premises is something called Pulperin dots
1:44.8	extra picante.
1:46.4	And we never heard of that.
1:49.2	I'm going to post a picture to Twitter
1:50.7	and see if anyone wants to weigh in on these. I know I'm probably saying
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