I'm here I do hate to do this to you guys but

I'm so sorry for this next sun chip, cheddar sun chip.

I only have 10 more chips.

You think my chips? My chips.

Hmm?

Okay, one more chip, Hera.

Would this cost me listeners?

You know, part... Would this cost me listeners?

You know part a big part

A big part of a big part of

podcasting now is always trying to grow your listeners and that's why

podcasts are so good. They're never corny, they're never desperate.

People aren't ever posting desperate videos of themselves incessantly on

Instagram while they're podcasting in full makeup and fucking corny guests that are supposed to get them

followers, listeners.

Not yet.

That's why I love the commercial industry.

Let me fold my chip bag. I always fold my chip back. I always do you remember

Phil Hartman? Shh do you remember Phil Hartman the um anal retentive chef sketch where he was like okay then you just discard that and

then you put it in a bag and then you just fold it can you not sip your coffee like

right into your microphone okay this is okay, this is like going to already be like hellfire.

The funny part is I just ate a bag of chips into the The hypocrisy.

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