Hello, this is Chelsea Pirreti. I'm attempting a home cast, a podcast recorded from my home, unlike other comedians right now, I don't have a podcast studio

due to ambivalence about podcasting and extreme ambivalence about video casting a podcast.

For me the whole pleasure of podcasting was relative anonymity and sharing our thoughts in a non-visual manner in a society in which I feel like visuals have become way too important and people are under imaginative.

So here I am trying to figure out a home recording system.

My dog has somehow taken the opportunity to lean very closely into me for no reason.

I now have to figure out how to accept calls.

Let's see.

It will take me to a page that will allow me to pick up and drop calls. But how do I tell anyone to call?

That is the question. How do I tell anyone to call? I need to know the number. Oh, here it is.

Call in number, well, well, it looks as though I found it. Now the question is what

is the best manner in which to post this number? I guess Twitter but people

seem so angry in there.

I'd kind of prefer to do it on Instagram, where people still seem to have a little bit of fun.

Let's see if I could find a way to let people know in this great manner and

Instagram. Excuse me, dog, please don't go on my pillow.

Do you know what I don't go on my pillow. You know what I don't want you on my mother-fucking pillow.

Thank you.

Let's see, one way I could do this I suppose is to tell people live on Instagram.

Live video paused. Oh, maybe I have to use this.

Oh, maybe I have to use this.

Oh. Oh, no. No, what's happening? Is it working? Is it not working? Is it working? Why is it pause paused but I see the comments coming? Something's very confusing here. Hold on.

Oh, my son is, my son is waiting for.

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