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Judge John Hodgman

Moral High Ground vs. Moral Pit

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.87.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2018

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are in chambers this week! They talk about diet sodas, fruity teas, shower maintenance while staying with in-laws, and bedsheet changing. Plus a listener letter about ATMs!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:05.0

Me, my bailiff Jesse Thorn.

0:07.0

This week we're in the Judge's chambers clearing the docket, and here I am.

0:12.0

Alongside the King of the Robes, Judge John Hodgman.

0:17.0

Jesse, it's nice to see you. I hope you had a good Groundhog day or are looking forward to same,

0:23.0

depending on when this comes out.

0:25.0

In the course of my day that I repeat over and over and over every year.

0:28.0

Yeah, I'm having or will have or did have my annual Groundhog Day brunch,

0:33.0

which is a five day brunch where everyone has to reenact the same conversations and wear the same clothes.

0:38.0

It's kind of torture.

0:39.0

Judge Hodgman, what is worse in your opinion?

0:42.0

People telling you that actually Groundhog Day is a really deep movie about philosophy

0:50.0

or people telling you that actually die hard as a Christmas movie.

0:56.0

People are telling me that die hard as a Christmas movie because it's obvious on its face and needs no further explanation.

1:01.0

Also, I think Groundhog Day is a great movie. It's a great Chris Elliott movie.

1:06.0

That's how I think of it.

1:07.0

It's cool.

1:08.0

Yeah, Chris Elliott is so great.

1:10.0

I love an admire Chris Elliott.

1:13.0

Remember when he was on the David Letterman show as Marlon Brando,

1:16.0

and then he did something called the banana dance.

1:18.0

Banana dance.

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