Drinking is the Abraham
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Pete might have cracked the code to weight loss, everyone. But will the solution give him bad pumps? Only time will tell. Elsewhere on today’s episode, the guys reminisce/have flashbacks about the time Pete was rescued by a lifeguard named Abraham and Luke brings a meat shower to the table.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | You're the only person I know, and yes, I have waited for the recording to start to say this, |
| 0:09.9 | who asked me a question, I answer it, and then you say, well, that's your opinion. |
| 0:14.4 | Is it was correct? |
| 0:15.4 | Was it your opinion or wasn't it? |
| 0:16.8 | Or have you been gotten to by the Russians? |
| 0:19.6 | How high does it go? |
| 0:21.0 | How high does it go? How high does it go? |
| 0:22.5 | I'm trying to get my little background done, |
| 0:24.7 | but I've completely failed in that quest. |
| 0:27.8 | My background is quite simply a double glazed but dirty window. |
| 0:32.2 | My background is high learning. |
| 0:36.3 | High learning and carbs. That's my background. I disagree. I agree with one of those. How are you doing anyway? What's going on? Good. I'm a, I'm a few kilograms down actually. Through my strong... Down or lighter? Lighter. Because the way you said down is like, oh, fuck and now, they're missing. I need to find them. No, no, no. He's not 50 quid down. No, no, no, exactly. No, I'm a few pounds down because I've been, I've, I've started a new diet where I eat apples. Right. And that's just a lot of apples, yeah. Bruno, can you mute yourself? |
| 1:12.5 | Yeah, Bruno. |
| 1:29.9 | If I could producer Bruno up in the business. Jesus. You're not to say, Bruno. Say it. Yeah. Bray, if you want to get involved with the show, you put your mic up and start chatting, sunshine. Don't just sit in the cuck chair. Yeah. Don't just sit in the cuck chair. With your mic live. I think producers, producing by its very nature, creepy, voyeuristic, that's what it is. |
| 1:29.9 | Boyer, always just listening in. sitting in the country. I think producers, producing by its very nature, creepy, voyeuristic, that's what it is. |
| 1:35.8 | Boyer, always just listening in, writing your little notes like some kind of fucking psychologist saying that you shouldn't have sex for your mom, unbelievable. |
| 1:38.8 | What? |
| 1:39.2 | Hello? |
| 1:39.4 | What? |
| 1:40.3 | What? |
| 1:41.8 | That's what your therapist says. |
| 1:46.9 | What's the movie where the gigs has got is it jeremy irons or is it michael douglas they got like a um a low screen set up in a |
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