Monday, October 20th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 199 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an email sent to the hospital after sex, weed store accidentally gave him an extra $20 in change, GF wants to wear couples costume with male co-worker, adults want their own Halloween, carving Jack-O-Lanters out of turnips, thieves rob the Louvre, man shot at hostel by bow and arrow, man stole car with baby inside, police chief tries to get buddy out of trouble, volleyball teams gets custodian a car, Amazon and Ring out, massage parlor with ‘ASS’ on sign, MLB playoffs, NHL reporter falls, founding member of Limp Bizkit dies, Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas break up, Ashton Kutcher too hot for roles, Slipknot lawsuit, premium ticket package for Rush shows, old lady wins court battle against weed smoking neighbor, fast food worker shot in neck, naked woman punched firefighter, road rage leads to poking of the eyes, 3 people broke into amusement park and stole stuffed animals, did someone introduce a kink to you on a date?, space junk, influencer jumped into elephant enclosure at Pittsburgh Zoo, influencer gives bad review to restaurant for not comping her, new cloud shoes are squeaky, old guy reunited with lost dog, and more!

This episode of Dave & Chuck is brought to you in part by Profluent http://bit.ly/4fhEq5l

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Man, I can't believe the holidays are already on the way. I've got to start my shopping. Already? Sure, you know I'm a planner. Plus, those new five-hour energy holiday flavors make great stocking stuffers. Between pumpkin spice, cranberry lime, and gingerbread snap, they've got the whole season covered. And you can just get those online? Yeah, they're at five-hour energy.com and on Amazon. I think I might start too.
0:21.4	Really? Good for you.
0:22.8	Yeah, just put two of everything in your cart.
0:24.7	I promise. I'll pay you back.
0:26.2	No, you won't.
0:26.9	No, I won't.
0:31.8	Dave and Chuck the Free.
0:33.6	At Dave and Chuck on X.
0:53.3	Hello. It's a Monday. It's the 20th of October.
0:57.2	We thank you for being with us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak. And we'll start with one of your emails.
1:02.0	This one is from a listener who ended up in the hospital for two days after sex.
1:10.4	Jeez. Which is not an ideal situation. No. That's a fear. Jeez.
1:11.7	Which is not an ideal situation.
1:13.8	No. That's a fear.
1:16.2	That's a fear.
1:17.4	Wow. You worry about that?
1:18.4	For anyone out of shape.
1:20.6	Anything can happen.
1:23.3	What's the worst you could? Oh, well.
1:25.2	No, break it. I'd rather have a heart attack than break it. Break, oh, break your dick. I really think so. Like, is that crazy to think? That you'd rather have a heart attack? Then break it, dude. Geez, I don't know about that one. Heart attacks, people make it, you know? Sometimes they don't, you know? Yeah, that's not all the worst.
1:44.8	It's pretty bad.
1:45.7	Heart attacks.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dave & Chuck the Freak, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dave & Chuck the Freak and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.