Monday, October 20th 2025 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about an email sent to the hospital after sex, weed store accidentally gave him an extra $20 in change, GF wants to wear couples costume with male co-worker, adults want their own Halloween, carving Jack-O-Lanters out of turnips, thieves rob the Louvre, man shot at hostel by bow and arrow, man stole car with baby inside, police chief tries to get buddy out of trouble, volleyball teams gets custodian a car, Amazon and Ring out, massage parlor with ‘ASS’ on sign, MLB playoffs, NHL reporter falls, founding member of Limp Bizkit dies, Tom Cruise and Ana de Armas break up, Ashton Kutcher too hot for roles, Slipknot lawsuit, premium ticket package for Rush shows, old lady wins court battle against weed smoking neighbor, fast food worker shot in neck, naked woman punched firefighter, road rage leads to poking of the eyes, 3 people broke into amusement park and stole stuffed animals, did someone introduce a kink to you on a date?, space junk, influencer jumped into elephant enclosure at Pittsburgh Zoo, influencer gives bad review to restaurant for not comping her, new cloud shoes are squeaky, old guy reunited with lost dog, and more!

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0:00.0	Dave and Chuck the three at Dave and Chuck on X.
0:07.5	Hello, it's a Monday.
0:23.2	It's the 20th of October.
0:26.2	We thank you for being with us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.
0:29.3	And we'll start with one of your emails.
0:33.9	This one is from a listener who ended up in the hospital for two days after sex geez which is not an ideal situation no that's a fear that's a fear well you worry about that for anyone out of shape anything can happen What's the worst you could, oh, well. No, break it. I'd rather have a heart attack than break it. Oh, break your dick. I really think so. Like, is that crazy to think? That you'd rather have a heart attack? Than break it, dude. Geez, I don't know about that one heart attacks people make it you know
1:12.9	sometimes they don't you know that's not all the worst it's pretty bad yeah heart attacks not the
1:18.5	worst broken weaners can heal i know but sometimes a heart attack is just like oh god i don't feel very good
1:24.9	and sometimes it's a mild one Right. And then no more cares. But what I'll say is breaking it is not good. I think, Jason, wouldn't you rather have a heart attack? I don't know. Oh, he hate you. He can't talk to him about a heart attack. No. He starts tightening up. I meant to say sorry, he hate you can't talk to him about a heart attack No He starts tightening up I meant to say sorry Wouldn't you rather have a broken wang I think I'd rather I'd take the broken wang over a heart attack Because you never know where a heart attack can go I think I'd take heart attack Yeah Like a mild heart attack Mild heart attack See that the thing. You don't know what kind it's going to be.
2:02.3	Right.
2:03.0	And...
2:03.4	Could be the old widow maker.
2:05.3	It could be.
2:06.1	You could.
2:06.7	But you could break your dick and never get it back.
2:09.0	Yep.
2:09.4	You should get it back.
2:10.4	Well.
2:10.9	And then in that case, I'd rather have the widow maker.
2:13.9	Yep.
2:15.5	Yeah.
2:16.2	Then it be a dead dead dong just it's purple it doesn't work yeah take me listen
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