Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's the Monday morning podcast from Monday, June

3rd, 2013 in the year of our Lord Yahweh, Jesus Christ. And friends, as we look at one another

this week and give thanks. Is there anything fucking worse than that long-winded guy up there

when his Anderson little suit? You know, like I wasn't a priest, but he might as well have been

that flanders dude just coming up and speaking, reading the first two stories. The first

meeting is from the book of Corinthians. And I, you know what, I can't even fucking, I can't

even, I was just going to start doing some dumb story. And I, I sold in the list in a church,

I can't even do it. I just memo just, this is it, this is it from the book of the

Corinthians. Paul and John, wow, wow, wow, like fucking 10 minutes later. And then it would

just like something like this is the word of the Lord. Thanks be to God. Did you like that story?

Because I got another one, right? And then he fucking rips off another one. And he just

fucking sitting there. All right. All right. What happens here? Is there a leper? Is there a hooker?

What's going on? Right? And then they get to that one and praise me to the guy with the thing,

right? And then the fucking, so that's like here, you're, that he was like the opener. And then

the priest comes down and we all got to stand up because he's so fucking important, right? And he says

a couple of things. You know, this is the gospel of Lord. And then I got to sit down and listen to

your fucking take on this guy. You blew, you guys already know how I feel. You know, I feel

you know, I feel sorry. I'm all over the place. Can you feel, can you feel the stress? I have to get

this fucking podcast on and I have to immediately upload the thing. And I'm not going to make it. I got

something at 130. And of course, I just get a text message. Did you get the email about the, the

new location of the meeting? Yeah, it's going to be 60 miles further in a county direction as compared

to where you're at. I love that shit. Did you get the email? Why don't you fucking call me and just

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